Jonathon Green

Flow my Sting

Jonathon Green - December 2, 2008 - 3:20pm

Sting is in Melbourne tomorrow to do his Dowland thing. Any reservations one might have about this coupling should be set at nought by the companion thought that it is wonderful to have such lovely music so lovingly restored. That said, I think I’ll always be a Deller man. Although Sting has much nicer teeth.

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Rudd’s first anniversary bash — sans Rudd

Jonathon Green - November 30, 2008 - 1:03pm

Kevin Rudd missed his party’s party, as Bernard Keane pens in today’s Crikey (for subscribing people). But we didn’t miss the program — excerpts below — complete with ads from the likes of Australian Petroleum Production and Exploration Association.

The menu — organic eggs and truffle oil (happily not sponsored by the APPEA) — looks delightful. Read more »

Let me wobble board loose, Bruce

Jonathon Green - November 28, 2008 - 2:45pm

Good old Rolf Harris. Pleading “the times” for the questionable race politics of Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, while accusing abos (as he might have had it way back) of being innately disposed to turning their immediate surrounds into a tip. So, we get this:

Rolf Harris regrets the racist verse on Aborigines in Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport, the song that made him famous in Britain and launched the wobbleboard on an unsuspecting music world.

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Who was John Howard again?

Jonathon Green - November 25, 2008 - 10:40am
Polling yesterday from Emc’s Essential Research paints a rosy picture of public perception of the John Howard experiment:

Overall, how would you rate John Howard’s record as Prime Minister?  Would you say he was?
One of Australia’s best Prime Ministers
20%
A better than average Prime Minister
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The Trig perplex

Jonathon Green - November 24, 2008 - 4:02pm

There are moments as an editor - I’ve had a few - when you realise you’ve made a bad, bad call. This happens as often through the things you miss, or stumble over, or fail to give appropriate attention to, as it does thanks to the things you do resolutely, but wrongly, on purpose. Read more »

Morning commute 18.11.08: Gnarly genius

Jonathon Green - November 18, 2008 - 11:32am

Melbourne trains … so neat. So orderly. a place for everything, and everything in its place.

A fitting place to consider the wonder of apple genius … only it could juxtapose this: Read more »

My name is Bond, psycho Bond

Jonathon Green - November 17, 2008 - 3:33pm

I am, I guess a Bond child. All the films have been made in my lifetime .. all of them. I own all the books of course. In well-thumbed Pan paperback. Rather fond of Bond, wise cracking, oddly worldly/naive. A character rather out of time to modern eyes. The books are rather anchored in their moment, documents of their time and the strange obsessions, excitements and prejudices of their author. The films are something else. 22 of them from Dr No in 1962 Read more »

I’ll get you Butler

Jonathon Green - November 17, 2008 - 11:15am

Reg Varney eh. That’s a bit sad. And I hated On The Buses.

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Last of the Melbourne wets: commute 14.11.08

Jonathon Green - November 14, 2008 - 8:22am

It’s raining in Melbourne. Thunder at dawn. On the street the gutters are blocked, puddles stretched across the path, the railway underspass awash. Silly me in suede shoes and no umbrella. Sadly out of practice.

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Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant

Jonathon Green - November 13, 2008 - 4:54pm

OK. So, when $60billion is wiped off the value of the local sharemarket (like today), where does it go?

All Ords plunge as recession fears grip

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Warren and the urinary dipstick

Jonathon Green - November 13, 2008 - 4:40pm

The PM’s off to G20 (”What?” “George don’t be silly.”) and according to that nice Bernard Keane a new mood of lighthearted levity came to the federal parilament this afternoon. A mood, it needs to be said, that left Warren Truss untouched. It was he, po-faced, who drew the attention of an oblivious nation to the issue of regional doctors having to borrow “urinary dipstricks” from veterinarians. Warren is right to bring this matter to the notice of the House and truly Something Must Be Done. Read more »

Malcolm goes all hebrew

Jonathon Green - November 11, 2008 - 2:13pm

Malcolm Turnbull in Question Time musing on the Armistice. He quotes a Psalm “which when you read it in the orioginal Hebrew …”

WTF!! Is there no end to this man’s talents and learning?

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Public interest put off the record

Jonathon Green - November 7, 2008 - 11:44am

This is pretty unedifying.

Now we have an individual journalist deciding to keep from the world the certain proof that Sarah Palin was a candidate of limited schooling, restraint and intellect. That’s not a decision that any journalist worth their salt should take. If the consequence of breaking an off-the-record agreement is ostracism from the campaign or the opprobrium of one’s peers than that is a price the ought in any conscience be paid for revealing the truth Read more »

Meanwhile, somewhere in Afghanistan …

Jonathon Green - November 6, 2008 - 2:59pm

Of all the hundreds of images in dozens of photogalleries published in this post-Obama world, this single frame from deep in the Huffington Post struck me as having a grounding poignancy. Somewhere in Afghanistan, US soldiers watch the election of their new commander in chief. Read more »

Morning commute 6.11.08

Jonathon Green - November 6, 2008 - 8:34am

7.50am. Degraves St Subway out of Flinders Sty Station, Melbourne. Barack Oabama is president. We all decide to go off to work regardless.

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First Dog jumps the gun

Jonathon Green - November 5, 2008 - 2:38pm

2.33pm First Dog calls it for Obama. Woof.

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Jesus was a village person

Jonathon Green - October 30, 2008 - 11:14am

First Dog found this. It’s very funny.

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Morning commute 28.10.08

Jonathon Green - October 28, 2008 - 9:34am

The dollar has all but halved, neo-Nazis are plotting to decapitate sundry black people including a certain Democrat Senator from Illinois and I saw something funny on the train this morning.

I’d never travelled in the carriage set aside for this sort of activity before. But it’s nice to know it’s there. Read more »

A thing of beauty is a song forever

Jonathon Green - October 27, 2008 - 9:44am

I heard Johnny Cash’s version of this for the first time last night, and it took a moment of two to place it. That’s such a funny sense, that nagging unresolved familiarity. Sort of an “I know that face” feeling. This fits into some general theory of music, how musicality is a notion that can transcend centuries, never mind the not particularly deep chasm between Nick Cave and Johnny Cash, who, when you think of it, should really have shared some sort of father son bond. Read more »

Britt Lapthorne … WTF?

Jonathon Green - October 20, 2008 - 10:39am

Am I missing something in the Britt Lapthorne story? Any child’s death is undoubtedly an appalling tragedy for the parents involved …. but candlelit vigils? Public memorial services? Weeks of breathless coverage in the Australian media? Why no state funeral? Read more »

Rolling Stone on Palin. Get down.

Jonathon Green - October 13, 2008 - 8:28am

Did you read the Rolling Stone Sarah Palin yarn? Zounds! Read more »

Australia waiting for its Bolting

Jonathon Green - December 2, 2008 - 3:06pm

I’m excited …. word has it that tomorrow - Wednesday - Andrew “The Xenophobic Battler’s Clever Friend’ Bolt will at last deliver his long-hand verdict on Baz Luhrmann’s Australia.

It’s no plot spolier to say that the film deals at length with the whole stolen generations thing, giving sympathetic flesh to something that was undoubdtedly a multi-generational agony, but remains a pretty abstract notion for most white Australians. Read more »

The Congo explained

Jonathon Green - November 28, 2008 - 4:03pm

Is there anything spiffier (apologies Possum) than the Economist’s videographic mapping? Not much.

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Thursday nite is Walkley night …

Jonathon Green - November 27, 2008 - 2:28pm

… and even though none of us are in the running for anything, we’ll be going. We might even live blog bits. Maybe.

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Modern times

Jonathon Green - November 25, 2008 - 8:29am

There’s a bloke I’ve known for a few years who works for ANZ. He was my branch manager for a while and then moved on into head office. I saw him every now and then when I caught the train to work. He was always on the 7.25, regular as. Always caught it from the same spot on the platform. Last time we bumped into each other for the ride to the city, a few weeks back, he was wondering about whether he would be let go in the next round of bank redundancies. He thought it was a pretty good chance. The prospect clearly left him a little uneasy but resigned. Read more »

First Fish

Jonathon Green - November 24, 2008 - 3:37pm

I’m tremendously fond of Mr Fish, the Harper’s cartoonist. I say this, in part because it’s true and in part to tease the absurdly fragile ego of First Dog On The Moon.

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Do you want the bad news or the tabloid pap?

Jonathon Green - November 19, 2008 - 8:22am

The economy is in a dire place, the RBA is feeling compelled to act as best it can to apply CPR to the twitching patient. Every cut in rates is just another clue to the depth of despair around the RBA board table. Of course, that’s not how they see it in tabloid newspaper land. Oh no. From each according to their capacity to pay, to each according to the newspaper they read. Here’s today’s Herald Sun, battler’s friend: Read more »

Morning commute 18.11.08: Gnarly genius

Jonathon Green - November 18, 2008 - 11:32am

Melbourne trains … so neat. So orderly. a place for everything, and everything in its place.

A fitting place to consider the wonder of apple genius … only it could juxtapose this: Read more »

My name is Bond, psycho Bond

Jonathon Green - November 17, 2008 - 3:33pm

I am, I guess a Bond child. All the films have been made in my lifetime .. all of them. I own all the books of course. In well-thumbed Pan paperback. Rather fond of Bond, wise cracking, oddly worldly/naive. A character rather out of time to modern eyes. The books are rather anchored in their moment, documents of their time and the strange obsessions, excitements and prejudices of their author. The films are something else. 22 of them from Dr No in 1962 Read more »

I’ll get you Butler

Jonathon Green - November 17, 2008 - 11:15am

Reg Varney eh. That’s a bit sad. And I hated On The Buses.

Click here to view the embedded video.
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Last of the Melbourne wets: commute 14.11.08

Jonathon Green - November 14, 2008 - 8:22am

It’s raining in Melbourne. Thunder at dawn. On the street the gutters are blocked, puddles stretched across the path, the railway underpass awash. Silly me in suede shoes and no umbrella. Sadly out of practice.

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Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant

Jonathon Green - November 13, 2008 - 4:54pm

OK. So, when $60billion is wiped off the value of the local sharemarket (like today), where does it go?

All Ords plunge as recession fears grip

Read more »

Warren and the urinary dipstick

Jonathon Green - November 13, 2008 - 4:40pm

The PM’s off to G20 (”What?” “George don’t be silly.”) and according to that nice Bernard Keane a new mood of lighthearted levity came to the federal parilament this afternoon. A mood, it needs to be said, that left Warren Truss untouched. It was he, po-faced, who drew the attention of an oblivious nation to the issue of regional doctors having to borrow “urinary dipstricks” from veterinarians. Warren is right to bring this matter to the notice of the House and truly Something Must Be Done. Read more »

Malcolm goes all hebrew

Jonathon Green - November 11, 2008 - 2:13pm

Malcolm Turnbull in Question Time musing on the Armistice. He quotes a Psalm “which when you read it in the original Hebrew …”

WTF!! Is there no end to this man’s talents and learning?

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Public interest put off the record

Jonathon Green - November 7, 2008 - 11:44am

This is pretty unedifying.

Now we have an individual journalist deciding to keep from the world the certain proof that Sarah Palin was a candidate of limited schooling, restraint and intellect. That’s not a decision that any journalist worth their salt should take. If the consequence of breaking an off-the-record agreement is ostracism from the campaign or the opprobrium of one’s peers than that is a price the ought in any conscience be paid for revealing the truth Read more »

Meanwhile, somewhere in Afghanistan …

Jonathon Green - November 6, 2008 - 2:59pm

Of all the hundreds of images in dozens of photogalleries published in this post-Obama world, this single frame from deep in the Huffington Post struck me as having a grounding poignancy. Somewhere in Afghanistan, US soldiers watch the election of their new commander in chief. Read more »

Morning commute 6.11.08

Jonathon Green - November 6, 2008 - 8:34am

7.50am. Degraves St Subway out of Flinders Sty Station, Melbourne. Barack Oabama is president. We all decide to go off to work regardless.

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Calling the samovar Michael Kroger

Jonathon Green - October 30, 2008 - 6:29pm

The editorial from the Crikey email today. Just coz I kind of liked this one.

Had Kevin Rudd not had the good fortune to make an advantageous marriage, then we can probably assume that the considerable wealth of his would-be nemesis Malcolm Turnbull could be more of an issue in public discussion than it is.

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White supremacy by numbers

Jonathon Green - October 28, 2008 - 3:02pm

In all, the two men whom officials describe as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people — 14 by beheading, according to documents unsealed in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.

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Thomas Jefferson’s library

Jonathon Green - October 27, 2008 - 9:34pm

Thomas Jefferson’s library held 6,487 volumes. In 1814, the 3,000 volumes then held by the Library of Congress were burned by the British. Jefferson sold his 6,487 to the Congress as a replacement. They too were burned in 1851. Read Harper’s and you will know these things.

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Mr Henry goes to estimates

Jonathon Green - October 22, 2008 - 9:51am

Just watching treasury secretary Ken Henry copping the best that Helen Coonan has to offer in Senate Estimates …. it’s a clash of worlds, Coonan and Abetz grappling for points of pure politics, Henry struggling to keep his feet on a higher plane of policy and decisions. Coonan persists, Henry slaps down … ‘While I would not normally tolerate questions such as this one and in my 24 years of appearing at these committees I never have …’. The Governor of the RBA and the Secretary of the Treasury were on “one mind”. Read more »

Who, what, when, where and why

Jonathon Green - October 17, 2008 - 8:35am

It has … all things considered been quite the week. Read more »