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Alien Side Boob archive now open to subscribers

February 3, 2017 - 15:11 -- Admin

I didn't want to build a website. When I decided to test the waters with a subscriber-only column I wanted to keep it as simple as possible.

That idea crashed and burned on the laser turret defences of a couple of corporate firewalls and Gmail's aggresive spam filtering. Apparently too many clusterfuckturduckens in one email means I'm selling time shares in Nigeria.

So, I built an archive. Or rather, Dan did.

Any ASB subscribers can check out all the back issues at

Including today's transcript of how that phone call would have gone if Paul Keating had been PM.