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Outside micturition

April 20, 2018 - 11:44 -- Admin

I have a body that's best described as "a fat hairy cherub that grew up".That was not lost on me as I did a wee outside, one foot raised because it was sore and copied the pose you sometimes see on a water fountain cherub statue that is pissing out the water.I'd like to see that; an aged-out adult cherub with a pained expression as he blasts forth a tepid dribble.Take that, fountains! (shakes fist)