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My tummy has its own adventures

March 21, 2020 - 15:25 -- Admin

In Community there's an ep where Troy confronts Abed over having his own adventures. It's the same with my tummy.As a short fat man I am the classic apple shape and it's not appealing. One of the aggravating aspects is your gut gets in the way. And, like a planet accreting, it attracts things. I happened to look down and saw a dried curled leaf clung to my shirt right about where a bow would go on a present; like for a druid's grove warming party. It was possibly there a while—or may have just happened. There's no way to know with a pronating tum.Also why does a grove opening require human sacrifice? What's wrong with a goat? Oh, wait, there's one; I'll follow it...