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Chest hair finally paid off

May 12, 2020 - 10:12 -- Admin

I am covered in a generous down, save, of course, for the top of my head; my hair has a demarcation line it will not cross.I chucked my morning meds in my mouth and missed with one of them, it plunging down my neckline where it was caught in a thatch of chest hair like a hero off a cliff that lands in a clutch of vines.It was the main one too; the head med that turns acute injury-metastasised anxiety from "YARGH!" to merely "yargh?".It's typical that I'm dusted with all over hair yet for the one spot it sexually counts.It takes all sorts to make the world. I just hope the prenaturally handsome appreciate the contrast my presense provides.