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Finally! Twenty plus years of jujitsu training pays off.

December 2, 2020 - 17:43 -- Admin

Getting a migraine at my desk, I had an exciting moment when I stood up to go get some nurofen. Both legs were asleep and collapsed eccentrically underneath me. I started to fall and realised I was probably going to break a limb. I had to perform a forward roll off the small raised platform in front of my bookshelf, over the sleeping dog, onto a hard concrete floor. Worked perfectly! (Except for a broken thumbnail. Ouch.) I'd always assumed I'd use my super advanced combat skills to fight Nazis or pirates, but I guess I'll take this.