News OFF the day… news you have to believe…
News without delay… news from the CIA…
On the hour or twenty-four-seven screen play
An old woman crushes Weet-Bix on TeeVee
In a bowl as she’s done for a short eternity
Morning show with a vacuous nothing to say
Cool music band Cold Chisel is turning fifty
A felon without a face is arrested
For impersonating a pseudo-celebrity
And killing his wife it was attested
A horse talks about the Melbourne Cup
with panache in tail and a betting buck
Mount panorama sacred cow for petrol heads
Readies racing for a thousand thousand metres
While Global Warming is ignored on the day
Spinning them out of gas by end of this century
And nothing changes, everything is distressed
Unimportant, lamentable, painful, gross or fake
Gaza gets more bombed