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GoT S7E5 Raven On Recap: Eastwatch

August 15, 2017 - 08:53 -- Admin

...AND MY HAMMER, MOTHERF***ERS.THAT, my Beloved Throners, is how you make a reappearance four seasons after we last saw you. Quit your job no questions asked, kill two guys with your mighty f***ing warhammer, ignore Davos"s advice to play it cool and just f**ing bro up with Jon Snow.

Welcome back, Gendry. I don"t even mind that you had your shirt on.

GoT S7E4 Raven On Recap: The Spoils of War

August 8, 2017 - 10:00 -- Admin

YOU GUYS I CAN"T, I JUST EFFING CAN"T EFFING DEAL WITH THIS PLEASE SEND HELP AND CHOCOLATE AND ABS BECAUSE I DON"T KNOW HOW TO RECAP ANY OF THATALSO JON SNOW WENT INTO A CAVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT ENDS AND I"M QUIETLY DEVASTATED

*Sob*... *gasp*... He… *sob*....went into…*indecipherable noise of suffering*... a…. CAVE. *Weeps tears enough to drown a Lannister*

GoT S7E2 Raven On Recap: Stormborn

July 25, 2017 - 09:25 -- Admin

I can"t believe it.

I simply can"t believe it.

After all this time, I didn"t even think. I didn"t even realise it could be so easy.

Send a raven north! SUMMON JON SNOW!

All these years I"ve been grappling with how to get the now-King in the North to notice me, and Dany goes and flips off an interview request like it AIN"T NO THANG and lo and behold my beloved is in the saddle and riding ferociously for White Harbour.

Game of Thrones S7: The Top 9 Characters They Absolutely Cannot Kill Off Because Seriously I Won't Cope

July 16, 2017 - 02:26 -- Admin

The number of characters in Game of Thrones that we desperately want to see the back of is rapidly diminishing. Old Mate Euron Greyjoy has been hyped as the next Big Bad, but we"ll have to wait and see if he can match Ramsay Bolton for brutish psychopathy.

But her emails!

July 14, 2017 - 10:58 -- Admin

Today's Alien Side Boob is free because it's an experiment. No newly invented profanities. No off colour sexual references. Just a thought experiment.

An alternate micro-history. One I'm so intrigued by I'm thinking of doing agreater length as a quick ebook.

You'll understand why after reading below.

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