Eat hot chips to save the planet.
When I was a kid we seemed to have hot chips with every meal. Hot chips and HP sauce. And then, for a long time as an adult I didn’t for all sorts of reasons. But I still love them when I can get them and now, thanks to science, I can enjoy them if not guilt-free then at least guilt-balanced. As in balanced by the exquisite enjoyment to be had shaming vegans for some of their fave feeds which turned out to be massively more dangerous to life on Earth than my hot chips.