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Mew from my ninja spot

August 29, 2020 - 10:05 -- Admin

The black cat is needy. I was on the floor leaning against the couch and she was standing and the self-same couch. I did not know she was there. 

An elongated cat mew that was as loud as a sandstorm from the wastes of fuck was then inserted without warning.

Love cats; don't love that.

PTSD and hyperaccocius is balls.

Alien finger syndrome

August 27, 2020 - 11:18 -- Admin

My left index has always been twitchy but since the second accident it keeps cooking off; it stays pointed but vibrates like Babu's when he tells Jerry he is a very bad man.

A very bad man.

Just another helping of shit bodily outcomes brought to you by a lackadaisical pregnancy.

You'd think I'd be over that but I never will; they stole my body, bullied me for it and enjoyed doing so.

Mikey's adventures over the handlebars

August 26, 2020 - 17:38 -- Admin

As the bike slid and I departed it head first toward concrete I had but a moment to register what was happening. I got my left arm out in front and it took the full shock to protect my face. 

I lay half off the path on and gravel for a good couple of minutes to collect myself then got to my feet. An older gent stopped to help out and I wobbly rode one handed to a small park and called for help.

That last bit was made hard by my inability to use my left arm.

Fully stacked it

August 17, 2020 - 21:41 -- Admin

I was the shake to some kid’s bake as I sped along on the electric pushie and decided against the water-pooled path for the mud and grassed slope.

My view tilted sixty degrees as I replaced riding with sliding right-side down along the slope for at least three feet, the handle carving a furrow behind.

I stopped and lay still, with damage control reporting in as the kid’s mate behind me stopped to check I was okay.