As a man of middle-age my balls have dropped lower; there's so much ball skin you can fan it out like a bat wing. Which means my balls are now more likely to be hit by things that may hit you in the balls; it makes sense, the more ball surface area (from a saggy scrote) the more to hit.One day it was a paper plane—and yes it hurt, not much, but it did.
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I've got fear of the dizzys now, those moments where you're standing and vertigo kicks in. It's a possible side-effect of going on high blood pressure medication for if on a day the meds have corrected too far and I'm experiencing a moment of low.I have to clutch to something when the dizzy spell comes and I am terrified of falling.
I had another sweatmare where I woke to find my sheets damp where the sweat collected between my legs.It was a melange of monsters I was fighting and though the substance of the dream fled on waking my brain remembered who they were.The danger now ahead are the space outs or loops where I'll be caught in dark reverie for chunks of time unless I actively fight the surge of yester pain.I'll do it; I always do. These wounds to my mind are always and forever but they will mostly heal with time.
It was the laundry door and my right big toe. Because the door is higher for the tile floor it got about a third of the way onto the toe before the door stopped.It was a reverse toe stub in that the object hit the toe than the toe hit the object but fuck me it hurt the same. The light was off when it happened.
Being parents in the industrialised West we imbibe McDonald's—typically it's received via drive-thru after a late-afternoon event. theboy gets the happy meal and in one of those meals they were handing out Mr. Men books (which do include women; but it's like a Smurfette situation in that character universe).We got double copies of Mr.
When a relative stayed did a "dollar shop" secret Santa for each other and I got the relative; she received a pair of ceramic frogs in a from behind embrace Dirty Dancing scene.I got a solar powered novelty Jesus that rocks back and forth (or "waves"). I have it on my bookshelf but where it's positioned the light shaft lasts but a couple of hours.
I love feeding the chickens Pringles but I like to make it interesting for them—making it fun gives them pride of effort. Of late I've been throwing them onto the gray roof of the projected section of the old hutch—within an easy hop but out of immediate view. With my jittery hands and the wind I get about one in three Pringles to land. Initially I clicked my fingers and chanted "up!" in an excited manner and that seemed to work until it didn't work at all.
In the infamously awesome Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series there is a bowl of petunias which was initially a nuclear missile but was turned into a bowl by the starship Heart of Gold using its probability field and the bowl's only thought as it plunged to the planet's surface is "oh no, not again". Later the line is explained by the fact that the spirit or soul of whatever it was in the bowl ends up in the bodies of creatures that have been killed by Arthur Dent—who activated the ship
Thanks to my jittery hands—from injury and PTSD and meds V the effects of each—and fingers that spring open of their own accord I have difficulty with handling objects; the smaller and more fiddly the greater the difficulty. Sometimes my son will chuck a challenge at me like a peeling the wrapper from a Chuba Chub. I call these moments "adventures with everyday objects" in that I get to have these adventures with everyday objects: will he pick it up it? can he even hold it?
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, or PTSD, has two states—constant and acute. The first is anxiety with physical expression such as hand tremour or a mental state of agitation. The acute is the severe anxiety attack with tunnel vision, panic along with crying and overwhelming dread.One aspect common to sufferers is the sudden and or unpleasant noise scenario—which afflicts both states; it makes the constant worse and the likelihood of an acute moment triggering higher.