I told theboy and his friend about the likely state of Trump's hair at natural rest—bald on top, long at the back. And at play then the hair is combed forward then frozen with spray.They were horrified. They could not see the value of such a falsehood.I started balding at 26—at the crown. I had an arse-long pony tail at the time.The PT was gone about a week later.Donald Trump's hair is a metaphor for his being; a glittering facade on a ball of crap.Going bald? Don't fight it.