Articles from Cheeseburger Gothic
Still blinking in wonder at this story about a Russian sub-commander who fired off a bunch of cruise missiles at Ukrainian playgrounds and apartment blocks, before happily heading out for multiple runs which he repeatedly logged on his jogging app. He was gunned down in the streets of the southern Russian city of Krasnodar.
Not sure how I missed the kerfuffle at Gizmodo, where management’s insistence on running AI-generated copy started blowing chunks from the very first piece.
So, I’ve ended up on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s email list. Don’t you judge me. Or Arnie. I feel that he’s atoning for earlier bad behaviour. His emails are good. They have nice training tips, as you’d imagine, but you also get the wisdom of Old Conan - stuff like these thoughts on friendship.
I get so many fucking scam calls and texts and emails now, and so many people have lost much money to these fucking scavengers that I wonder if there might be some appetite for applying, shall we say… kinetic solutions to the problem?
I like this guy’s lack of get-up-and-go.