"If I were president, I would stop terrorist attacks against the United States in a few days. Definitively.
First, I would apologize to all the widows, orphans, tortured people, those who fell into poverty, and the millions of other victims of American imperialism.
Then, I would announce to the four corners of the world that American interventions in the world are definitively over, and I would inform Israel that it is no longer the 51st state of the United States but henceforth—oddly enough—a foreign country.
And then, I would cut the military budget by at least 90%, using the surplus to pay reparations to the victims. That would be more than enough. A year's military budget of $330 billion is equivalent to more than $18,000 an hour since the birth of Jesus Christ.
That's what I would do in the first three days.